Ever wonder what goes through your guy’s head when Valentine’s Day rolls around? It’s not what you think. Here’s a glimpse of V-Day from the Y chromosome. Be warned: it’s not pretty.

1. Flowers are a waste of money.
Yes, you deserve flowers, no question. But from your guy’s perspective, the florist is scarier than the IRS. Flower prices skyrocket around Valentine’s Day, so if your guy wants to show you how he feels, he has to pay through the nose. That’s why he’ll appreciate hearing about deals fromFTD Coupons  or 1800Flowers Coupons. It leaves him more money to take you out to dinner. Which brings up another problem…

2. He forgot to make reservations.
You remember that romantic restaurant where you’ve been dreaming of having your Valentine’s Day dinner? Well, he doesn’t. But he won’t admit it. So rather than risk a Valentine’s dinner fiasco, lend a hand. Long before the big night, offer to call in a reservation for the two of you. That way you know it’s handled and you can focus on what’s important: spending time together.

3. He’s not buying you lingerie.
Because that would involve actually shopping someplace where he has no idea what he’s doing. So what’s a girl to do? Simple: get specific. First, make sure he knows your size (because he’ll never ask), then give him a link to money-saving Victoria’s Secret Coupons. And yes, he’ll appreciate the coupons, because he might still be paying off Christmas.

4. Valentine’s Day is when?
Hard to believe, but a day full of hearts and chocolates is not the top thing on your guy’s radar. Oh, sure, he knows it’s out there somewhere. (It’s in February, right?) But that’s an easy problem to fix. A week before V-Day, send him a note reminding him what kind of flowers are your favorite. He’ll take it from there. Just make sure he knows you don’t think he’s a cheapskate for using coupons, and his heart is yours forever.