Lovely Coupons for FootSmart.com
This is the 21st century, and by now all those Neanderthal prejudices that favor dominant men and submissive women should be prehistory. Demographics, however, tell a different tale. Would you like to help a perfectly wonderful short man or tall woman who can’t seem to catch a break in the dating game? Tell them about FootSmart coupons and FootSmart promotional codes for height-adjusting shoes from FootSmart.com.
It’s hard to tell whether height makes any difference in the success of a relationship once it gets off the ground. For example, after Tom Cruise, 5’ 4”, and Nicole Kidman, 5’ 11”, broke up, Kidman went on to date, marry and have children with Keith Urban, who’s three inches taller than Cruise but still four inches shorter than his lanky movie-star wife.
The getting-off-the-ground part can be a problem, however. If you doubt it, check any dating site and notice how many men and women mention their heights in their profiles. Simply put, the day has yet to dawn when men and women looking for perfect mates don’t consider a candidate’s height – and weight, for that matter.
Add to that the fact that recent demographic studies indicate that tall women have significantly lower fertility rates than their shorter sisters, and you’re left to conclude that men shorter than 5’ 6” and women taller than 5’ 8” might want to consider wearing shoes that modify their height. As their grandmothers would say, “It couldn’t hurt.”
So just how does a short man walk into his local discount shoe store and discreetly ask where the lifts are kept? And how does a woman who’s used to the elegance of four-inch heels find a private place to try out flats until she finds a pair that doesn’t make her feel dowdy? That’s where those FootSmart coupons and Footsmart promotional codes for FootSmart.com come in!
FootSmart.com offers its customers an infinite array of great-looking shoes and shoe accessories (think lifts) and the means to try them out at their leisure in the privacy of their homes.
For example, guys – or gals, for that matter—can try out the FootSmart Adjustable Heel Lift. which allows customers to raise their height in increments of an eighth of an inch. Do it gradually, and maybe the object of your affections will just think you’re experiencing a late-life growth spurt.
And women who want to find graceful, alluring “short” shoes have a huge selection. They can use their FootSmart coupons and FootSmart promotional codes on great-looking “tall” Dora boots with two-and-a-half-inch heels. Or perhaps they’ll be more attracted to FootSmart.com’s alluring Sofft sandals, gorgeous, shiny and strappy – and featuring low-wedge heels only an inch and a half high.
If you don’t like the merchandise you order, send it back in its original condition and packaging within 60 days, and you’ll get a free refund or credit toward an exchange.
Isn’t it time to check into those FootSmart promotional codes your grandmother has been telling you about?