Hiding? Don’t Use Boston Proper Coupons!

If you’re a bold, confident woman who loves to create a stir just by entering a room, and you always seem to attract admiring glances from complete strangers, you’re going to love the stunningly eye-catching outfits you can find at BostonProper.com.

If, on the other hand, you’re on the run from the mob, an angry ex or the IRS, you might want to save your Boston Proper coupons and Boston Proper Coupon codes and pack up your Boston Proper clothing for that upcoming excursion to the Cayman Islands.

Not only will your trip to the Caymans help you avoid any sticky legal, personal or money-related issues, it also will give you an opportunity to catch a tan even in the middle of the winter, so you can turn heads in the ruched animal-print knit top and Everyday Yoga Pant you bought at BostonProper.com using Boston Proper coupon codes,

Soon you’re strolling, tawny and trim, along Seven Mile Beach and checking out the action at Grand Cayman’s top-ranked hotels and resorts.  Careful! If you smile too winsomely at the waiter as he pours champagne for a wealthy guest at the Grand Cayman Ritz-Carlton, you could cause him to drop a bottle of 1995 Clos du Mesnil  and spill several thousands of dollars worth of champagne!

Quel dommage! 

You rush over to set the bottle upright to save what’s left, twisting your ankle as go. As the waiter steps aside, he reveals the Parisian millionaire you met at dinner last night. The handsome Frenchman notices that you’re wincing, rises, takes the champagne bottle gently out of your hand and tells you not to worry.

 “I can take you back to the hotel,” says Jean-Paul with gentle reassurance. “I believe that the masseuse at the spa can ... How do you say? Fix you right up!”

Then, looking deeply into your eyes, he asks where you got that amazing outfit.

“I simply adore the ruching on your animal-print top. Is it from BostonProper.com?” he asks softly.

“Yes! Yes! Yes!” you whisper breathlessly. “I saved a mint by using Boston Proper coupons and Boston Proper coupon codes.”

“I thought I recognized that distinctive BostonProper.com look,” he says with a wink.

Then, sweeping you up into his arms as the remainder of the champagne spills onto the sand, he carries you back to the Ritz-Carlton.

You’re expecting him to take you to the spa. Instead, however, he sets you down unceremoniously on a couch just outside the door of the Periwinkle Lounge.

“I so wanted to show your outfit to my partner, Henri,” Jean-Paul says with annoyance. “We were supposed to meet here at 4.

“Ah! There he is!” he says. Jean-Paul hurries inside and enthusiastically kisses another handsome Frenchman.

 You sit unhappily on the sofa until you can flag down a bellman, who gives you a ride to the spa on his luggage cart.